19 years old, living in the UK. I enjoy everything alternative. 💋
I’ve got a joke for Jack to do, which is kind of more family-friendly than the material he’s used to doing.
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
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(via prince-in-disguise-deactivated2)
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.